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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Cute! Funny! And True!


I rarely post these forward type things-- but this one was good enough to share with you all about the differences between men and women!

WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE:

NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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6 comments:

dapple said...

Hi Marybeth,

Just wanted to let you know you are prayed for today. God Bless,
Diane

mikki roo said...

Just found your blog this morning... and I'll definitely be back! This is such a cool post - and uncannily true! Maybe I'll even use it on my blog...

KelliGirl said...

Marybeth,
Very funny and so true!

I'm praying for you as you come down to the wire of She Speaks.
I know that God is going to do a go work in and through all who attend.

Blessings,
Kelli
www.awesomegodordinarygirl.blogspot.com

Beth said...

Oh my gosh that is HILARIOUS! And true :-)

Marilyn said...

As Lysa requested I have been praying today for all you ladies on the She Speaks Team. I pray that God will wrap His loving arms around you individually and also as a group. You're in awesome Hands!
God bless you!
Marilyn in MS

Carol said...

This was hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh; I needed it. I am praying for you.